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Movie Line Ponderings
Posted September 18 2007 11:14 AM by Jp Tech Editor 
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You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Those aren't pillows!

He hates these cans!

I think the first chance they get, one of these lubbers is gonna shoot the Major right in the head, sir.

Check out the big brain on Brad!

It's not the years, it's the mileage.

Talk to my friend like that again and I'll stab you in the eye with a soldering iron.

Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a whole shitload of dimes.

Got a little nippy coming through the pass, hey Harry?

I'd like a double Whammy Burger with fries.

These go to eleven.

Give him a sedagive!

Funny, she doesn't look Drewish.

I stick my neck out for nobody.

It's pronounced Eyegore.

 

.........Just butchering a few of my favorite movie lines.
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Reader Comments:
1. "Hey, how cold do you think it is?"

"One"


Her vagin hang down like wizard's sleeve.

Jp Editor    - Posted September 18 2007 01:08 PM

 
2. "I wrote this one after I killed a drifter to get an erection."

Jp Editor    - Posted September 18 2007 01:13 PM

 
3. Name this movie and you may win a cookie!

"Badgers! We don't need no stinking badgers!"

Jp Web Editor    - Posted September 19 2007 04:08 PM

 
4. Weird Al Yankovic's UHF. Back at ya - what movie is the origin of that line?

Jp Tech Editor    - Posted September 19 2007 05:51 PM

 
5. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, 1948 according to the internet.

But versions of it are in lots of flics
Outlaw Josey Wales the one you are refering to?

Jp Editor    - Posted September 19 2007 08:22 PM

 
6. Cheater! Yeah, it's Treasure of the Sierra Madre with Bogart. Good flick.

Jp Tech Editor    - Posted September 20 2007 06:20 AM

 
7. I kick arse at the internet!

Jp Editor    - Posted September 21 2007 07:35 AM

 
8. "We can't stop here, this is bat country!"

jaytee    - Posted September 24 2007 06:57 PM

 
9. "Maybe you haven't been keeping score but we just got out asses kicked pal!"

jaytee    - Posted September 24 2007 06:59 PM

 
10. "You try pulling that cray **** with me, flashing your piece out on the lanes, I'll take that gun away, stick it up your ass, and pull the ****** trigger 'till it goes 'click'"

jaytee    - Posted September 24 2007 07:06 PM

 
11. "DUDE, it's my skull"

mojomike    - Posted September 28 2007 12:58 PM

 
12. "say what again"

mojomike    - Posted September 28 2007 12:58 PM

 
13. "say what again"

mojomike    - Posted September 28 2007 12:59 PM

 
14. Do they speak English in what?

Nicster    - Posted December 6 2007 11:05 AM

 

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