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Roger

I Have A Cat
Posted August 7 2008 12:04 PM by Jp Editor 
Filed under: Editorials, Jeep Enthusiast Culture, John Cappa

Apparently I have a cat. I never bought one or brought one home. I never asked for one or received one as a gift. I don't even like cats! But this one has for some reason claimed me.


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He has no name tag or collar so I call him Roger. I have sort of an unspoken aggrement with him. As long as he keeps gophers and ground squirrels from digging up my yard, I'll keep feeding him. So far he's not doing a very good job. But if he leaves the tailless squirrel that's been digging up my driveway dead on my door step he'll be getting a can of tuna for sure.
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Reader Comments:
1. If he was a grey tabby I'd say you up and stole my cat, Jimmy. You know, the one you called Roger Dog. The one you secretly liked but wouldn't admit. The one that melted that ice curtain around your heart and made you secretly pine for a wittle kittums all your own. I bet Roger II is already sleeping on your bed and you're speaking baby talk to him!

Jp Tech Editor    - Posted August 7 2008 04:19 PM

 
2. I have two cats - both piss and crap on the toilet. There is no litter, they are the perfect cats. I plan to clone them as their own breed one day. I would be rich.

--Sean

seanpholman    - Posted August 8 2008 07:47 PM

 
3. That's disturbing, Sean.

Jp Tech Editor    - Posted August 8 2008 08:28 PM

 
4. I will post pictures!

seanpholman    - Posted August 8 2008 09:24 PM

 
5. http://blogs.fourwheeler.com/6280851/miscellaneous/can-your-cat-do-this/index.html

seanpholman    - Posted August 8 2008 09:39 PM

 
6. You've heard of "Crazy Cat Lady"... it turns out I work with (and for) "Crazy Cat Editor". What is the world coming to. What happened to dogs?

Willys    - Posted August 9 2008 09:51 AM

 
7. If only I lived in a place that allowed dogs...

The Master Plan has my wife and I buying our first house this year with plans for a puppy in the back yard for our little girl.

seanpholman    - Posted August 9 2008 01:00 PM

 

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