It was hot, real hot, and we were thirsty, Pete said we should drink water, like what comes from the toilet, cha, forget that, luckily we had Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator to keep us going.
Right, kick ass. Well don't want to sound like a dick or nothin' but swapping TJ exhausts is hard work. But with Brawndo nothing is hard work, Brawndo makes you win at everything, like YELLING, Brawndo makes you win at YELLING, Brawndo also makes you win at mufflers, not sure how that works but it does! Drinking Brawndo is like driving and ice cream truck full of angry bees! It's like a monster truck you can pour into your face! And it's got Electrolytes! What are those? I don't know! But it's got em and water don't, cause waters from the toilet and I ain't never seen plants grow from the toilet cause plants like Brawndo cause Brawndo is what plants crave!
That is all, I'm off to Starbucks then Carls Jr. for some EXTRA BIG ASS TACO's now with more MOLECULES!
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