When the winch goes on the trailer that means something is coming home on it.

I'm in computer hell right now. My company laptop is dead. My home tower is in the hands of the Geek squad getting fixed. And as I type this on my personal laptop my wife is waiting by the door to take this computer with her since it's the one with which we run the business we're part owners of.

So, with no computer with which to get my ever-increasingly late stories done with, I had to find something useful to do with my day that will somehow benefit Jp Magazine.  So I'm bringing home another Jeep.

What is it? I aint saying. Let the guessing commence.