Ok, so its not much of a redneck halloween. I mean, there is no shine, no biscuits, and definately no chew. Heck, the closest I come is I sanded down a Home Depot 5 gallon bucket, spray painted a jack-o-lantern on it, and put candy in it. I don't even know if there are kids in my new neighborhood that trick or treat, but I managed to remember to get candy. Then, of course when I got the candy home, I realized I didn't have a container big enough, and I didn't wanna use a cardboard box. Somehow a Home Depot pail was better in my mind. Still no kids, but plenty of candy. Oh, and Sirius is playing sound effects all night too, so I have the Sirius going in the garage, cranked up so you can hear it from the street, a muddy TJ half parked in the yard, an XJ and Scrambler on trailer at the top of the driveway and a WK down at the bottom of the driveway. Whew... this Halloween decoration is rough.
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