The Sh!%box Derby was held this morning. Many thanks to our 2-dozen Jp bikini girls who handed out free beer to the thousands of spectators who showed up to watch the competition.

 Actually, we held it in a top-secret desert location with only the participants (Cappa, Hazel, and Trasborg), and our ace Art Director, Alan Huber and overworked and under-appreciated web-guy-extrordinaire, Jason Gonderman in attendance. Many thanks to Huber and Gonderman for covering the event, unincumbering me from the burden of photography and videography so I could serve as judge, jury, executioner, and participant.

So what did the contest entail and who won? Well, you'll have to tune in to the January '11 issue of Jp magazine to find out!