So along the PA Turnpike at rest stops there is now fuel-efficient vehicle parking. Missy's '06 LJ is efficient, right? I mean, we must have been pulling a solid 14 mpg on that trip.

 I mean, where are the greenatics gonna stop? Forget the greenatics, just lunatic business owners or the bureaucrats. Forget the fact that no one, not even Prius owners were parking there, probably because of how they have it cleverly painted like a No Parking zone. But this is as bad as those parking lots with 100s of compact-car-only parking that are invariably too small for anything we call a compact car today anyway.

I don't know about you all, but I'm so sick of pulling into a spot only to find some stupid sign telling me why I can't park there.

There should be two kinds of parking. Handicapped. Everyone else. That's it.